Fun Shirts to Ward off Ex
Ex-boyfriends can be a pain especially when they don’t seem to understand the meaning of the phrase “It’s over”. I’m getting myself one of those swell t shirts that say: ALLERGIC TO STUPID PEOPLE just to keep my ex away. Found it online the other day and ordered it. I can’t wait to wear it to my friend’s party. He’ll be there, too.
My friends will find the shirt hilarious but I’m hoping it will be enough for my ex to stay away from me at least for the night. I feel so mean but he really is very persistent. Actually, that’s putting it lightly. He keeps on pestering me and won’t leave me alone! He thinks I’m still in love with him but I just need time for myself. I think he’s delusional! He still calls me almost every night and suddenly shows up at my office for lunch.
If I were any meaner, I’d call my ex a stalker. But of course, I would not go as far as calling him that. We’ve also been through good times together. Maybe he’s still in denial. Maybe I should feel flattered that he’s having a hard time getting over me. I think I’ll just talk to him nicely and explain patiently that we should just be friends. If he still can’t absorb it, I’ll just buy other funny t shirts to make him understand.
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